coming soon: Mean Girls

Here's a little 411 on chicks: They hate on each other with such a vengeance that it will make your head spin. It's an innate thing, man. If a bunch of chicks are in a room and a new, hotter chick joins the crowd, those bitches will talk shit and attack her with all their petty, jealous ammo. Don't believe us? Well, poor Dylan here was at a club minding her business and looking fine in this tit-hugging number when all of a sudden a chick next to her at the bar deliberately knocks a glass down the front of her shirt. Yeah, we said it. Deliberately. Why? Because she was mad that Dylan was getting all the attention from the boob hounds at the bar. Not to worry because Dylan might have gotten all wet, but a helpful patron steps in to rescue her and takes her to his house so she can get out of those wet clothes and onto his cock. And boy does she work his cock. She uses all her resources. She mouths that cock. She titty-fucks that cock. She even jacks it for a while. And then, she lowers… Read More »